What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

When do you start "growing old"?

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

What type of crossdresser are you?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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